Ok, how many times can you use a tired saying. Well over at the Fashion show, it seems they can run it in the ground and keep on going. I have to hear either Queen, Kelly Rowland or Isaac say that again I swear I’ll get Merlin’s hat and stab them with the long feather over and over.
I was going to give this show a chance and I must say, that I think it sucks. I hate the Harpers Bazaar Challenges. To me they are pointless parts in the show. They just took the great show Top Chef (don’t get me started on Top Chef Masters, that’s another train wreck) and gave it a Fashion spin.
Everyone I like either have been kicked off or they are constantly in the bottom. The person I think should win our of the remaining is Reco. He’s got the most talent and drive. We have the cunty McCunt Cunt mean girls bunch. Out of which Anna keeps winning, her vagina dress looked like a jet engine gone wrong. And then there is that Lindsay Lowhan wanna be mean girl Daniella, who did the same thing this week as she did a few weeks back, that was a hideous pattern, but she skated through. And let’s not forget Johnny. How can this home sewer make it so far. I just want to grab the sicsors and cut off that hair on the top of his head. Can someone tell him he’s not Japanese?
I will say I was happy for Merlin to go home, he makes some triped out on Magic Mushroom outfits and where did he get that fur hat? Or in that case an of the hats he wears? Where are Clinton and Stacy When you need them? Oh yeah over at TLC.
My favorite was Andrew Christian, I think he could have gone far, but I’m beginning to question Bravo’s TV now. Its all about bitchy rich people or really bad reality competition shows. The only thing they have going for them is “My Life on the D-List” which gets better as the years go by. Sorry for the tangent.
My big question is what bet did Fern Mallice loose to go on this show? did Issac have compromising pictures or something? She prob is one of the smartest minds in fashion and gets stuck with this crap. I”m so glad they don’t have a fashion week show. I don’t think any of these really could do a complete line. Although, the top four will show, and I”m very scared.
This show is no where near Project Runway and I think we have seen the best days of Project Runway as well. But let me tell you Bravo… You are hanging on by a thread, show me something new or I’m just not buying it sweetie, bye bye.
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I got this from the Ramble Headhead and thought I would pass it along!
I got this from Del Shores Facebook and loved it and had to repost it.
SISSY IS ON THE PHONE WITH VERA AS SHE FRIES CHICKEN, CIGARETTE DANGLING FROM HER MOUTH. SHE IS NOW 73 YEARS OLD. SHE’S AGED, BUT STILL SPRY.
SISSY. Got slapped by a black eyed pea and damaged an eyeball? What on God’s green earth are you talkin’ about? (listens) Uh, huh. Uh, huh. Oh. Sweet baby Jesus! Oh my! Used that word? Oh, that’s real offensive. Ty told me that . Well, I was watchin’ Matlock reruns and didn’t watch CNN and you know I don’t get the internet. Well, there is no excuse for violence. None! My second husband — oh what was his name? The one that wrote you all those hot checks, and was a joke-teller. (listens) No, Waylon was number three. Drove that bread truck. No, Sam was four. Well, I’m losin’ my ever’lovin’ mind, Vera. I can’t for the life of me remember the name of my second husband. Well, the point is that he had a temper. Especially if you didn’t laugh at one of his jokes. He told a dirty ” Knock Knock” joke once and I told him it wadn’t funny — and he hit me! Not hard, but hard enough. And I know it wasn’t right, but I picked up a cast iron skillet and whacked him over the head. That was basically the end of the marriage. Of course, that and his five year incarceration for writing you hot checks. It’s hard to wait on that… and I had fallen out of love. Oh, what was his name? (listens) I know it. I know it. I know it. Never once affected our friendship. Even when you testified against him.
LA VONDA STRUTS IN, WEARING HER PINK RUFFLED SHIRT AND TIGHT-TIGHT JEANS. SHE IS NOW IN HER 60′S, BUT LOOKING GOOD. AFTER ALL, SHE WORKS AT IT.
SISSY. I gotta go, Vera. LaVonda just walked in. I’ll call you later. And remember, Vera. Will power! Count them points! Weight Watchers worked for Wardell’s sister, Mozelle. She lost 83 pounds and kept 17 of that off!
SHE HANGS UP AS LA VONDA PICKS UP A CHICKEN LEG AND BEGINS TO EAT.
LA VONDA. Vera Lisso ain’t gonna lose an ounce.
SISSY. Well, she just might. Did you hear about Pe-rez What-’is-name being slapped by that rock group called The Black Eyed Peas?
LA VONDA. Yes, Sissy, I don’t live under a rock. (starts laughing) When he was cryin’ like a titty baby and cussin’ and spewin’… lordy, lordy, I know it’s not right to laugh, but I about lost it.
SISSY. LaVonda, you are awful.
LA VONDA. Guilty!
SISSY. I just don’t think Black Eyed Peas is a good name for a singing group. The Statler Brothers now that’s a name. But why would anybody want to be named after a vegetable?
LA VONDA. Are peas vegetables? I know macaroni and cheese is. (they laugh) Well, if you ask me, the son-of-a-bitch deserved it. He’s lucky this is the first time. You don’t called a straight black man THAT and not expect to get hit. Moron –
SISSY. Monroe! That was the name of my second husband!
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One of my Favorites is back, they were all over the air today. Go to Target and get their new album!
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I Got A Feeling
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